Darlings Double D's

Don't drink 1.5 litres of water in 15 minutes. You end up taking a stroll to the lavatory more often than is socially acceptable. Its a great thing to do though to drink water. So make sure that you continue that. Just... not all at once. Im not sure the body appreciates it very much.

Do prepare a meal for people you enjoy with the people you enjoy. Its a great way to bring people together and the end result sometimes isnt as important as the time spent together. Have wine to toast each other and the good things in life.

Don't walk barefoot in sketchy areas. Its not just rocks and gravel on the ground. Be careful and be safe.

Do walk with confidence. Even if you dont feel confident. It translates and it will come. People will notice and will gravitate towards you.

Darlings Double Ds

Darlings Dos 'n Donts which will now and forever shall be known as Darlings Double D's :)

Don't lie. It makes things easier to remember if you keep things real and honest. Who wants to remember all the lies they've told? The who, where and whens. Its too complicated and I'm sure there are better and more important things for people to think of than the lies they've told and having to keep it all straight. If its a medical condition. Is being a pathological liar a medical condition? Nevertheless. If you are. You will simplify your life much more if you just stop it.

Do walk on grass without shoes or sandals. It brings you closer to nature. Makes you appreciate life and the sensation is very relaxing. I know you might think its weird and you might look funny. Who cares. People who see you are wishing they could walk barefoot. Roll up your pants too make it so obvious that next time... you'll see them walking on the grass bare feet :)

Don't laugh at other people unless you're willing to laugh at yourself. Its so much more fun to laugh at yourself. If you cant do that then things are way too serious and its the best way to lighten up. Come on you know you cracked a smile that time you were walking down the sidewalk and stumbled over the crack. Didn't fall, but it was still amusing. That you stumbled on something flat. So many times in a day I find myself laughing at something silly that Ive done.

Do walk around naked in the privacy of your own home. Alone. As much fun as it is with someone else. Theres something to be said about doing it alone. Its liberating, sensual and of course it feels so naughty.